A savage.

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via humorful)

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2 days ago

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via pirateoftheseas)

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1 week ago

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

(via kennyshrooms)

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1 week ago

crapaccino:

suctioning:

*people who tag queue posts with some play on words*

Me: chill

image

(via follovver)

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1 week ago
dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

(Source: dntdodrugs, via tipslip)

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1 week ago
Official Redskins Name Change from Funny Or Die

funnyordie:

Official Redskins Name Change

The Washington Redskins refuse to change their name, so we’re gonna do it for them. 

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2 weeks ago

susemoji:

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

this dog acting baked as hale

(via amoying)

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2 weeks ago

sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

image

(Source: rabbitling, via rnasturbaking)

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3 weeks ago
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