A savage.

trewbgn:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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(via stopkyle)

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1 week ago

smythe-hummel:

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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1 week ago

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

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(via latteos)

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1 week ago

potentially-okay:

that was the hardest ive laughed in so longg

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via thevirginitythief)

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1 week ago

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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(via flrebender)

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2 weeks ago

mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”

(via humorking)

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2 weeks ago

conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

(via foodvacuum)

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2 weeks ago

somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

(via sighdrogen)

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2 weeks ago
midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

(Source: ungifable, via whoredinarygirl)

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2 weeks ago
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